1. He has basically the same swim technique that I do.
2. He literally runs circles around me without gloating.
3. He doesn’t tell me what new gizmo to put on my bike.
4. After a long run I don’t mind him dragging me back by his
leash.
5. I can bench press more than he can.
6. He doesn’t act superior just because he can out swim me.
7. He didn’t laugh out loud when I drove my bike into a tree.
(Although I’m sure I saw him smile)
8. He would rather have hamburgers than salad for lunch.
9. His new backpack can carry my water.
10. I never have to wait for him at the restrooms.
